A fork of Rural Dictionary
adj; somthing that is as wonderful as sex that is so good, its worth the eighteen years of child support your ass has to pay for not wearing a condom.
Leaving it in felt really good, but not eighteen years-good.
A person, typically a college-aged student,with the propensity to consume vast/ungodly amounts of alcohol.
Yo man, that kid over there just challenged me to a drinking contest. I'm gonna tear him apart! Naw man, I wouldn't if I were you...that tard is a Somers.