A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within
Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.
Wavoes (derived from the spanish word huevos which means eggs) are the wavy pubic hairs located on the nether regions of both the male and female species. (Compliments of Pablo Francisco)
Why shave your wavoes when you can wax?
I had to shave my wavoes and apply this special ointment so I could get rid of my crabs.
A term used to point out ample breasts.
mmm...mmm...maguffies
The women folk around here have beautiful maguffies.
The lost art of either punching out the front teeth of a female, or carefully removing her denchers, and then proceeding to fuck her bleeding gums until satisfaction.
Next to the cadbury creamer, gumballs is probably my favorite sex move.