Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Schmitz

A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.

You look as stoned as Schmitz!

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

dingleberries

When wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt.

If you use that generic toilet paper, you'll get dingleberries.

by samiam6977 January 16, 2009

Spacebooking

flippin between myspace and facebook.

I'm spacebooking tonight, playing mafia at both myspace and facebook.

by samiam6977 August 30, 2009

40s and 9s

Where you can buy 40oz st. dies and 9mm ammo. Like a 7 and 11 convenient store. Used in "Don't Be A Menace To South Central" movie.

40s and 9s, my favorite convenient store!

by samiam6977 October 16, 2011

snarf sniffer

To pass gas and then try to smell it. To smell your own fart.

If you know what you ate by smelling your own fart, then your a snarf sniffer.

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

afro american engineering

Objects or tasks that are not properly or completely built, installed, and/or finished. Similar to nigger rigged and jerry rigged. Unthoroughly fixed object.

That was built with afro american engineering.

by samiam6977 February 04, 2009

butt-buddy

A slang usage to define two gay guys having anal sex with each other. See also Butt-pal

That must be Chris' butt-buddy, they look sexually attracted to each other.

by samiam6977 February 02, 2009