Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

steak and shake

Eating a delicious steak, and then immediately receiving a handjob of equal magnitude.

A random advertisement: "Feeling hungry AND horny? Come on into our top-rated restaurant today to receive the best steak and shake of your life! No meatgrinders here, on both counts!"

by shiftyclaybob September 27, 2011

The Rad Rectangle

Another name for the state of Colorado, comes from its shape and awesome snowboarding, ya, ya, ya dig? Warning: Not to be confused with the Queer-ass Quadrilateral, Wyoming, which is Colorodo's gay and less popular twin.

Ben: Hey Kyle how was your spring break snowboarding in The Rad Rectangle? Kyle: It was rad. Ben: I dig.

by shiftyclaybob March 14, 2010

rippindicular

a triple-hybrid word made up of the words ripping, ridiculous, and tubular, used to describe something with all three characteristics.

Ben: Hey Clay i just did some really extreme parkour around campus today! I even did a dumpster to refrigerator box 360 spin onto wooden crate then backflip gator into a garbage can! Clay: Rippindicular! Ben: Thanks much

by shiftyclaybob October 02, 2009

skeetrod

A name for a man's penis, derived from a mispronounciation of a name Skater4life.

Oh man this party tonight better be awesome. I can't wait for some chick to show some interest in my skeetrod.

by shiftyclaybob November 16, 2009

snurfing

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.

Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now? Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!

by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010

The 0-60

The time it takes a man's dick to go from limp to hard.

Harold: Hey what's "The 0-60" on your dick bro? No homo. Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds. Harold: FML.

by shiftyclaybob January 27, 2010

A Slick 20

A twenty-dollar bill

Hang on guys I'll be right down, I need to grab a slick 20 out of my room.

by shiftyclaybob March 21, 2010