Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

walking the dog

The act of letting a fart out while walking so to not be the one fingered as the farter.

"Dude I was just walking the dog past the Head table!!!" i.e. at a wedding.

by skullme May 26, 2007

period breath

When you can tell that a girl is on her period by the smell of her breath.

"Oh my god did you smell that?"

"WHAT?"

"Amy has period breath!!"

by skullme January 30, 2008

MONKEY LIPPED BITCH

A woman of black decent whom has large lips.

"That Oprah is one MONKEY LIPPED BITCH!!"

by skullme January 30, 2008