Country Dictionary

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Italian Job

When you see a girl you like driving in her mini cooper and start racing her, only to have her surprise you by beating you and driving straight to your place. The ensuing sex is referred to as an Italian Job.

Remember that hottie from the mall? Yeah, she totally gave me an Italian Job last night. I can still smell the gasoline and humiliation.

by slancio March 08, 2011

Mexican Shitkicker

A drink consisting of 1 Tablespoon Metamucil in 5 oz water and 3 oz tequila.

Dude, last night we all had Mexican Shitkickers to celebrate my promotion. I wouldn't go in that bathroom right now for all the corn in Tijuana.

Yeah, but I'll bet you feel emptier than a used pinata...

by slancio April 08, 2011