Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Shamoke

A barbarian mercenary general in ancient China who historically accomplished next to nothing. In the Sanguoyanyi, he killed a dying, retreating general (Gan Ning) with an arrow to the back of the head, only to be killed by Zhou Tai in a duel while retreating himself.

Dear God, someone put a stop to all the Shamoke topics!

by Spanky April 09, 2005

wiped out

bein really tired or having no money

wiped out on funds. my units are all wiped out. im goin back to my nest to wipeout

by spanky May 25, 2003

dirty bird

A touchdown celebration created by Jamal Anderson for the 1998 Atlanta Falcons. The dance, which consisted of flapping arms to act like wings, was introduced when tight end O.J. Santiago celebrated his two-touchdown effort following a 41-10 victory at New England in early November. The fever it generated captivated a national audience as well as brought the Falcons to the front of the Atlanta sports scene.

The Dirty Bird is one of the best end zone celebrations ever.

by Spanky June 26, 2005

WOOT!

What you say when something cool happens.

Someone smacks your ass.

by Spanky January 07, 2004

flat cocker

another word referring to lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke; muff diver

sara and catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 07, 2003

Flat Cocker

another word used for lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke female that does not like penis

Sara and Catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 07, 2003

dink out

While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.

FORE! *slice* shit, that thing only went two feet! DINK OUT!!

by spanky December 19, 2003