Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Bellend

The tip of the penis. Often considered as a derogatory term.

Stop looking at me, you bellend.

by Spanky March 01, 2005

jard

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid. also may be used with BLENG

indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied! me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be.. indian: JARD!!!!!

by spanky July 10, 2003

system requirements

How good your computer has to be to play the latest new video game.

If you are actually checking the system requirements, you probly need to upgrade.

by spanky January 28, 2004

TFB

it's what you say to whiny little brats who don't get there way it stands for too fucking bad

kid: waaaah waaah! i'm an annoying little brat!! gimme ice cream! me: we don't have any ice cream, this is an office supply store. kid: waah, i really wanted ice cream tho! me: TFB my man....

by spanky July 10, 2003

foog

Well, duh! It's 'goof' spelled backwards.

1. When someone is being silly or annoying, put it simply, as not to offend..."Foog".

by Spanky April 05, 2004

POFS

when POS just won't do, such as in the case of Jeff Pauls blazer

fuck, that blazer is such a POFS

by spanky July 10, 2003

Coprophagy

The act of eating a lovers poop.

Dan and Melissa are into Coproghagy, hence their walls are now smeared with but mud.

by spanky March 25, 2005