A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who can't type. Originated from someone's misspelling of Jared (the guy from the meme with "Hi, I'm Jared, 19 and I never learned how to read")
*while texting* Sarah: OMG I can't read I'm such a Jard Mike: A Jard? I see how this is *changes nickname to jard* Jard: I hate you
something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid. also may be used with BLENG
indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied! me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be.. indian: JARD!!!!!
hit someone very hard with a maxed out pickaxe in minecraft
im going to jard you if you don't stop breeding the villagers
exclamation originating from ancient gremanic tribes of eastern europe. Language adopted by the modern day SPB tribal clan. Used primarily during the daily spiritual ritual of cleansing the bowls. Also used as slang by meaning and relating to the act of bowl movement.
proper: JA-A-A.....AAAARRRD! slang: My belly hurts, I have to go take a jard.
To be rear ended, shafted or generally fucked over.
Tony got jard(ed) by his manager and it left him in tears.
To be roughted, screwed over, or to end up in the worst place in the scenario.
You got jarded you (gamin) cunt
A fictional college kid/former frat boy in debt who works for a corporation and does interdimensional travel (EVADE ON ROBLOX)
Jard got scammed into interdimensional travel