A fork of Rural Dictionary
All Mike does is do bong rips and eat chips, he's such a doinkberg.
Ziplock bag for your dank ass joints.
Hey stupid, put the doinks in the doinkbag, they reak.
A really cute nice guy who's known for being slutty. As long as you know he's not for you, and you keep him in check, you can enjoy this guy.
Yeah I know he's a dirty birdie, so I won't invest any feelings over him, he's just such a great kisser.