Country Dictionary

SpRoNKeY, pn.
Humorous and funny creature residing at www.spronkey.com

Lo SpRoNKeY!

Food type; specifically comes from fast food chain "McDonalds" - looks, tastes, feels and smells like plastic.

"New McPlastic burger! Buy today from McDonalds!"

Reffering to an action or object;
1) To express retardedness.
2) To express lateness.

See tardiness

1) "You can never do anything right! You're just too tardy!"
2) "Explain why you are so tardy today!"

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

"Elite-like" literally, however more commonly substituted for words such as "cool" "awesome" "groovy" "wicked" etc. Much better than 'l33t'

Woah! What a leety tank that is!

Anger-inducing or offensive speech, text, images or other communicative material.

"Mr. Fu was speaking grangrivel to me yesterday; he called me a hamburger rapist!"

Adj. Used to describe an object that is done with likeness to SpRoNKeY (see www.spronkey.com) or in a way that SpRoNKeY would do (an action)

Ball Kicker: "Heh, what a retardedly spronkish kick that was! It hit the post!"

Doctor: "You'll need some spronkish medicine for this wound."