Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

urbonics

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long. Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!

____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics." Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'

by strEt-Ys December 12, 2010

urbonics

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long. Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!

____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics." Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'

by strEt-Ys December 12, 2010

urbonics

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long. Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!

____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics." Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'

by strEt-Ys December 12, 2010

urbonics

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long. Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!

____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics." Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'

by strEt-Ys December 12, 2010

urbonics

The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long. Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!

____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics." Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'

by strEt-Ys December 12, 2010

skeetch

To perform an illegal and dangerous act of taxiing vehicles, past-time/sport/activity originating from the city of Chicago. It is performed by being hidden from sight at a stop sign and as a vehicle starts to take off, while ducking down below the back window, one runs up behind the vehicle and takes hold of it's rear bumper, squats down and skiis to or near their destination, where they release the bumper and walk or grab the next taxi. You wait until the vehicle starts to take off so that the vehicle can gain momentum and not be weighed down at the start. A master skeetcher is one who has never been spotted or noticed by the driver or passengers until parting from the vehicle. They can take hold of the bumper without sound or movement on the vehicle and never fall off or get hung up on a bumper. They are light, but firm on their feet and can own the same pair of shoes for years, without wearing the soles down. They also have saved one or many of their friends from injury caused by losing grip of a bumper and can switch places without fear of losing grip him/herself.

Plenty of kids were injured over the years by assholes who intentionally fishtailed toward poles and signs while kids were skeetching their rear bumpers. It was a fun thing for us to do through the 70s and 80s and I feel for the kids who can't play like we did, due to the rising population of sadistic individuals, who hide behind the mask that they're something tough, because they're angry they weren't sexually abused a by family members while growing up.

by strEt-Ys December 12, 2010

jamoke

Similar to a "Gringo" in Mexican terminology, but originally a Native American term from mountain Indians, pre-Five Nations. This is a word that means the lowest form of human. The word is also commonly used by Inner-city Italians, quite possibly adopted by the rowdy, Italians who visited the friendly Natives.

A iWasichu/i is a "fat stealer", a Washi-Manu is one who i"steals everything/anything/i and a Jamoche is a "iPOS with no morals/i" Pauly: "So dis jerk was hangin' `round like he knew someone and had reason to be there, So I says to him, 'Eh; Do I know you? Wudda you doin' here?' You know what he says? Yeah, that scum bag piece of shit says to me, he says; His mutha thought havin' a kid would be a good idea. Then he yells at me..." "Watsamatta you, va fongul; You a wise-guy or sumpin?" "... So I shot the piece of shit in the knee, that mooley, piece of shit. The nerve of that guy... "... Wait, there's more. After I shoot him in the knee I says to him, I says 'Yeah, I'm a wise-guy... va fungul?'. I mean, it's not like he was gonna be usin' that leg, he didn't act like he was plannin' on walkin' anywhere anytime soon. Piece of shit. You should have seen him. Nobody cared `bout him, so we threw him in the collettore where he belonged. Damn Jamoke; I couldn't believe the mouth on him."

by strEt-Ys December 01, 2009