Country Dictionary

Stroner

(noun)
An erection that is so full of blood that it results in a striated boner (stroner)

*Olivia walks by*
Michael: Yo bro, chill out.
Sanjeet: What do you mean?
Michael: You got a stroner in your pants.

Got Probed

(Verb)
When you emerge from an exam room knowing you just took a finger up the asshole; not as severe as a bone or fist.

*Michael and Sanjeet exit the calculus exam room*
Michael: Man, I think the prof was out to bone with those trigonometric integrals.
Sanjeet: I don't think it worked because I only got probed.