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ballcoozie

placing the testicles into a glass of champagne or other highly carbonated liquid, while a partner blows bubbles into the glass using a straw

man: ballcoozie?
woman: i'll get the champagne

by mediumfreakingjoel April 26, 2012

Ballcoozie

To place your testicles (Balls) in a cup of water while your female partner proceeds to blow bubbles with a straw.

I think a ballcoozie would take care of that blue feeling you're having, honey.

by DOE-D September 22, 2003

Ballcoozie

The female fills her mouth up with warm water and pop-rocks and the male inserts his balls into her mouth as the female gargles, simulating the sensations of a jacuzzi, for balls.

Its been a long day, but luckily i still have some pop-rocks left in my bedside table drawer, so my bitch can ballcoozie my nuts, fo sho.

by Juggle-the-Nuggets November 29, 2011

Ballcoozie

The act of placing your nuts in a bowl of water and having one girl blow bubbles in it while recieving a handjob from another girl

Oh man, I had these two hot broads in my room last night and they gave me a sweet ballcoozie

by Mulloy August 13, 2005

Ballcoozie

a mans(term used loosely) bathing suit somewhat resembling womens thong underwear. -not a pretty picture.

"speedo nut bag"
"butt floss"

cover the childrens eyes dear, here comes another ballcoozie

by studebacherhoch January 16, 2004