A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's when one or both tits fall out of the bra or shirt.
Lastnight my grandmother fell in the floor and flopped a hoagin.
When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.
I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight
When you sit to take a shit, but your balls hit the water
I got cought cleaning my balls at the sink after a splash down
Not wiping yourself after taking a shit and giving someone a teabag
He broke into my house as I was taking a shit so I tackled and streaking teabagged him