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Microsoft game console. Overly large and bulky with a terrible controller.
God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.
The trumpet player with the world's highest high register.
When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Master of the Stratosphere.
1. A game where people dress up as pimps and race greased hobos through a mall. Extra points are awarded if people stop the pimp to try and get a whore. 2. When you grease up some concrete stairs, throw a philly cheesesteak down to the bottom, and watch the hobos fall down