Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

misty rainforest

The name of the act of performing oral sex after taking a drag of a marijuana cigarette. It is so named because she will end up blowing smoke all over his pubic hair, thus creating a misty rainforest.

Mike: I almost got Jenn to give me a misty rainforest last night. Jacob: Wow, I wish Marlena would do that.

by thegreatwhitehype March 22, 2005

piccolo

A mini flute, plays an octave above the normal flute.

I thought the flute was high, but holy crap, the piccolo is crazily high. I feel sorry for the dogs that have to hear people practice it.

by thegreatwhitehype October 08, 2003

fusion

An awful genre of music that tried to combine rock with jazz, which simply produced crap. Fortunately it sprang up in the 70's and died quickly. It is the direct result of a decade full of hippies smoking dope and popping LSD.

"What the hell is this shit?" "I found it in the jazz section." "This ain't jazz. Turn that fusion crap off. Now let's use it as a Frisbee for the dog."

by thegreatwhitehype January 04, 2004