A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.
The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her. "I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.
Chronically drunk and sloppy high school girls from Albany, NY who are used as hook-up fodder - and later joke fodder - at parties.
Were there any sloppy beezos at the CBA party? I hooked up with one of the sloppy beezos but it sucked.