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Barstool

A particularly large, fiberous shit that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).

I could hear Chad screaming in agony as he constructed a massive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. It sounded like he was in labor!

by Hattiesturd September 05, 2009

Barstool

A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.

You complete and utter barstool.

by Jamie April 03, 2004

Barstool

A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.

Kevin was very happy when he pulled a barstool at the snooker club, but less happy when he found she had given him a full house.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003

Barstool

The act of having sex with a girl and then hitting her over the head with a barstool.

The boy barstooled his girlfriend after he fucked her. "I hope he doesn't barstool her," Steve remarked to his wife in a tone reminiscent of Peter Jennings.

by thirddegree February 25, 2003

Barstool

slut; someone who sleeps with anyone when drunk

"Becky, don't be such a barstool" "Did you hear that Vicky was riding Dave after she got drunk? What a barstool."

by cursor March 10, 2015

Barstool

verb:to forcefully insert into the rectum or vaginal opening, wooden or in some cases metal tavern furnishings

Sally like to be barstooled by a studded stool. Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.

by esCo February 25, 2003

Barstool

A polite way of saying the word bastard

You barstool

by Thingymbob August 04, 2017