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1. noun; Semen, cum, sperm.
2. verb; To ejaculate a abnormaly large amount of semen.
3. noun;An ejaculation of abnormaly large amounts of smen


Derived from the porn star Peter North

1. God, I got north all over me.
2, 3. I hadn't jacked off in 3 weeks so when I came I fuckin northed. ("had a north" for number 3.)

alternative speeling of knobjockey. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Also used to describe unliked heterosexual males.

Is he (possible gay male) a (k)nobjockey.
You are such a fucking nobjockey!

When an aging, balding man takes the remaining hair on the side of his head and uses a brush or comb to push it over the top, bald part of his head.

Often times these men will think this is enough to convice people that they are not balding, but in fact they are.

"Rudolph Guiliani looks much better now that he stopped trying to do that comb-over."

doin what momma taught you not to do. "the dirty"

Mom: smell my dirty butt hole

When a male thrusts his pelvis foreward and backward while wearing only boxers. When the ball sack hits the gooch area, it makes a clapping sound. it also resembles a flying kite while it is foreward.

Tim was kiteing

British slang term to describe something pleasing or desirable.

"that girl is fucking lush"
"i had the most lush milkshake last night"

British slang term to describe something pleasing.

"that girl is fucking lush"