A fork of Rural Dictionary
getting owned in the face when you forget to put the top on a blender!
i was making smoothies and i pressed on. i got fucking speeled in the face by some fruit
Speeding for spelling. When you type too fast, not caring about grammatical errors, punctuation, or spelling. When you’re called out for speeling, this is known as a Speeling Ticket.
(Via text): hey John, didnyou cacth the mvoie?
Looks like you were speeling, Jerry.
The name given to the abuse of the english language me and Dill perform in our daily conversations.