Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

making chowder

A term used to describe a woman who is finger banging so forcefully that her vagina actually drips a liquid similar in appearance and odor to New England clam chowder. If she engages in this behavior while riding the red cotton pony the liquid takes on the appearance of Manhattan clam chowder.

Dude whats that smell... Oh thats just Jill making chowder in the bedroom. Man thats one horny bitch!

by Timmy Leary August 18, 2010

AK

The weapon of choice for when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother fucker in the room.

The room was full of terrorists so I cracked the AK and swept it clean!

by Timmy Leary June 13, 2008

finger humping

when a female pleasures herself by inserting her finger into her vagina.

Elise can't come to the phone, she is busy finger humping in the shower

by timmy leary July 30, 2008

pussy

The thing god gave women so men would talk to them.

Dude...Check out that camel toe, you should talk to her I bet she has one sweet pussy!

by Timmy Leary June 13, 2008

The shits of it

The state of being totally over something.

I totally need to move out of this backward town...I have the shits of it!

by timmy leary September 25, 2010

gibbly

The retarded made up name of an overated automobile. People describe their auto as gibbly when they think it is all that when in fact it is just a common auto.

Hey dude thats really gibbly, no its not its a junker put together. You just like it because you think Mustangs are cool.

by Timmy Leary September 22, 2010

Ragraid

When the family dog goes dumpster diving in the bathroom trash in search of used feminine hygine products.

Dammit Janet you didn't close the bathroom door and Fido went on a ragraid. I'm not cleaning up this stinking mess!

by Timmy Leary December 17, 2011