Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

pencil line moustache

A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on. Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.

John Waters is a person who usually sports a pencil line moustache.

by Toee August 31, 2006

NiMb.ie

A band from the suburbs of Philly that wasn't so much a band as a predecessor to the equally doomed band Yaoi and the eventual solo act Apocalyptic Betty. Was formed by two high school freshman who eventual gave up due to artistic differences. Later, Yaoi was formed by one of the two. NiMb.ie stems from the actual organization nimby, with whom the band liked the name of. NiMb.ie stands for "Not In My Bedroom. Ideally Ever" It is just nonesense for using the acronym NiMb.ie

NiMb.ie sucked, but it's too bad they never had a chance.

by toee December 02, 2006

Sexjewgly

Sexjewgly is simply this - Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly. You see, it originated in the northeast Philadelphia region where many Jews live. It is used to describe a middle aged, hook nosed, yet unbelieveably sexy Jewish man. Who knows what the attraction is, but only Russian girls and over sexed teenagers use this phrase. You can see it grafitied all over Roosevelt blvd. A famous example is Tim Roth, who is actually not Jewish, but his name and nose make people believe it. Anyway, he is a famous Sexjewgly.

Hey, that guy is so Sexjewgly. Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly Sexjewgly is my Anti Drug

by toee May 06, 2006

The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.

The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.

by toee December 02, 2006

29

29 is akin to, in the words of most, "Humping a Humpback whale" The 2 from sideways looks like a whale's hump and tail, hence the whale part, and the 9 is you. 29 resembles you humping a whale. It is a strange new thing that is catching on rapidly.

"I got number 29." Grant said. "Oh silly," I said, "Don't you know that means? It means you humped a humpback whale."

by toee September 14, 2006

idkwid

acronym for I Don't Know What I'm Doing. best used online or text messaging.

man, idkwid anymore.

by toee February 17, 2006

piece of ass

Dane Cook once sated that it was something you find at a crimescene.

"We've found..uh..It looks like a piece of ass?!" said the police officer bagging the evidence.

by toee May 18, 2006