A fork of Rural Dictionary
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Chick code for, "I have my period". Used in mixed company so as not to gross out any male innocents.
Girl 1: Hey, Shauna -- are you going to wear your freak at the show tonight?" Girl 2: Nope, can't do it. My Aunt Flow is visiting from Redland."
1. To give someone a little praise, recognition. 2. To be rid of unending attention seeker ass kisser 3. To satisfy a high-maintenance individual
1. I saw the boss throwing a bone to that new kid in marketing today. 2. Jeez, would someone please throw her a bone?! If I have to listen to her suck up to the boss one more time I'm going to scream! 3. That guy Jack keeps calling me. Yeah, well just throw him a bone and he won't bug you as often.
1. A language spoken by the Chumash Indians of coastal California. 2. A language spoken by intoxicated individuals.
There goes Bob again; he's standing next to that chick and talking Chumash.
Having a terrible round of golf. Playing on the Old Fart's Tour.
I think I just "Q'd" for playing on the OFT.
A means of escaping a very ugly one-night stand, who is asleep with your arm underneath them. Resulting from absurd drunkeness the night before, impairing your ability to judge the looks of a woman. Origin: If caught in a trap, a coyote will chew it's leg off to get away.
You should have warned me that I'd need to pull a coyote with that skank!
When faced with a daunting task, you decide to pass on doing it. From the childhood game of H-O-R-S-E. A game using a basketball and hoop between 2 or more players. The object of the game is not to spell the word, Horse. If you miss a shot, you have to take a letter and the loser is the one that spells the word horse first.
"Dude, I'm so hungover I'm going to have to take a letter on playing in that football game."