Country Dictionary

when you masturbate without porn and someone walks in so you put your dick inside your pants while your cumming. The person then sees an expanding wet spot on your crotch. The excuse that follows is called slucking.

Person 1:Dude my mom walking n on me beatin my meat so I said that I spilled my water Person 2: How are you so good at slucking?

A man who always has to play with himself to make himself feel good at night Masons are common how they always have to pleasure himself it is unusual if they don't to it at school in a classroom with people looking at him when he makes is sexual moans

Man you are such a mason No im not Dude you play with your dick during class while you moan ya thats true

The wild jordan can often be found getting his ass eaten out by blake campbell. He is super dumb and cant even correctly copy of my paper. Sometimes he gets caught looking at sammy springers tight asscheeks and tries to conceal his boner.

Dude that guy needs to stop looking at that girl with a tight ass. yeah what a Jordan.

when you empty your shitube and your turds feel like they are made of stone. They often look like rabbit feces.

I ate johns nebble pebbles on a dare

when you empty your shitube and your turds feel like they are made of stone. They often look like rabbit feces.

I ate johns nebble pebbles on a dare

When someone yells BALLS you must immediately moan as if a large black man was shredding your anus.

person 1: BALLS person 2: UGHGHGHG

basically gods mistakes.

wow thoses gingers need to be burned