Country Dictionary

Uncle

someone who creeps on you and kisses whilst your parents are out. he is also known as the 'creepy and pedo uncle' these uncles usually have the names; Steve(Big Stevo),Jim and father.

"you see that man over there, he kissed my uncle"

Australia

Australia is a hot,red country(kind of like mars), it is well known for their surfers and accents but most importantly their love for kangaroos and putting shrimp on the Barbie(barbeque). Although the Australians may not know what Wi-Fi or any other digital electronics are, they do love to go crocodile wrestling and surfing. Most meals they have is accompanied by vegemite.

I sure do love Australia and putting shrimps on the Barbie crikey! there's a shark In the water