A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sævar is a person that lives under a rock. And complains about a game while playing that game.
Dude you don't know about the Samsung Sex Machine 3000? What are you a Sævar?
Helgi is a stone that is in Iceland and is very tall and very wise and loves big floppa! And can't do the sexing because is stone, lol.
You're as still as Helgi!