Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

inner city ethnic

A name denoting any of the various racial groups residing in big-city America. The ultimate politically-correct epithet masking a hidden racial slur.

Joe: Bubba's a disgrace to his southern, good-ole-boy heritage Wiily: Yeah, he's nothin' more than an inner city ethnic lover

by wch-meister July 28, 2016

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria? Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 30, 2017

rocking chair goofy

Southern backwoods term denoting a diminished mental capacity somewhere between mildly retarded and old age senile

Bo: Lester's back to rubbing his tallywacker on the cat's furry underbelly Gator: Dang, ain't nothin' more than rocking chair goofy

by wch-meister July 19, 2017

clown festival

Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.

This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.

by wch-meister August 18, 2015

Cock Chop

Derogatory term for a devout Jew. Phrase is derived from the bris-happy nature of the children of Abraham.

Woody: Still got your foreskin, boss? Baruch: Yes. Celebrated my Bris Milah twice Bubba: Sheesh, you're a cock chop on steroids

by wch-meister June 14, 2018

pinch a loaf

to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required

Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle

by wch-meister July 27, 2016

Dairy Queen the pin

In disc golf, a long tee or approach shot that gently lands near the hole parked for all to admire. With such a gentle landing, it’s like a Dairy Queen soft serve dripping from a towering waffle cone.

A.J.: That hyzer bomb tee shot landed with a twirly bird then gently kissed the bottom of the pin Ricky: It’s always nice to Dairy Queen the pin once in a while

by wch-meister April 02, 2019