A fork of Rural Dictionary
A name denoting any of the various racial groups residing in big-city America. The ultimate politically-correct epithet masking a hidden racial slur.
Joe: Bubba's a disgrace to his southern, good-ole-boy heritage Wiily: Yeah, he's nothin' more than an inner city ethnic lover
Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.
Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria? Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish
Southern backwoods term denoting a diminished mental capacity somewhere between mildly retarded and old age senile
Bo: Lester's back to rubbing his tallywacker on the cat's furry underbelly Gator: Dang, ain't nothin' more than rocking chair goofy
Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.
This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.
Derogatory term for a devout Jew. Phrase is derived from the bris-happy nature of the children of Abraham.
Woody: Still got your foreskin, boss? Baruch: Yes. Celebrated my Bris Milah twice Bubba: Sheesh, you're a cock chop on steroids
to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required
Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
In disc golf, a long tee or approach shot that gently lands near the hole parked for all to admire. With such a gentle landing, it’s like a Dairy Queen soft serve dripping from a towering waffle cone.
A.J.: That hyzer bomb tee shot landed with a twirly bird then gently kissed the bottom of the pin Ricky: It’s always nice to Dairy Queen the pin once in a while