A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shortened term used by problem gamblers to denote a "dead heat" or tie among multiple finishers in a horse race.
Marcus: That photo at the wire shows a three-horse heater for the win.
Will: You're freakin' goofy, man. Those track stewards are fixing the finish to cover their phony bets.
Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions
Buster: Looks like Barry is on the prowl prancin' and dancin' at the Blue Oyster Bar
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.
A whimsical term to describe a man proudly displaying his erect penis underneath his outer wear
Jason: Hey, look at that fuckface over there with the massive hard-on
Greg: Yeah, he's sporting in the corner like he's Johnny Wadd
Light hearted phrase describing standardbred horses used in harness racing. Term is derived from the goofy gait pacers and trotters exhibit when pulling their sulkies.
Those jiggy joggers leaving the starting gate ain't worth the glue they're soon to become
Derogatory term for someone of the Jewish persuasion
Menachem: No thanks for the offer of the barbecued pork lips sandwich
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron
A wild or stubborn horse. Also, a derogatory term for any standardbred horse commonly run in harness races.
Jay: That jughead trotter was parked on the outside and never had a change at the wire
Bill: You're the only jughead at the track. Betting $2 on that horse to show. Sheesh!
Nickname for John C. Holmes, the most prolific male porno actor of all time. Also, the eponymous movie series title from the early 1970's starring Holmes as a private dick displaying his enormous spuge talent.
Jimmy: There's nobody like Johnny Wadd on the silver screen
Wilbur: Yeah, he was a giant in the industry who could always deliver the money shot on the director's command