Country Dictionary

A nap for workaholics that take place in a comfortable chair, usually one that can stay reclined with minimal effort and good balance.

I was so tired today I took a chair nap after lunch.

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

Plural of "ha". Shorthand for "ha ha", "haha", "hahaha", etc.

Over texting/instant messaging-
Person 1: Has, that was a really funny joke.
Person 2: Has?
Person 1: Many has. I mean, you don't say "rabbitrabbit" for two rabbits.

A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.

Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."

A mundane Monday.

So I arrived at work today, and I am staring at the same thing that I did last Friday. Actually the same thing I've been working on all month. It's definitely another Mondayne.

A kid who makes double entendres or remarks with sexual connotations well below the appropriate age.

Lady: "This 12 year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure how I should feel about this. :P"

Lady's Friend: "He sounds like some sort of reverse pedophile."

Lady: "I can't say that younger generations with easy access to sexting via cellphones and internet porn is necessarily a good thing."

Monday night.

Although gainfully employed people often dread Monday, they are happy when Monnight rolls around which marks the end of Monday.