A fork of Rural Dictionary
A form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!
Any sort of liquid that is excreted from a mexican. Usually referring to seminal fluid.
guy1: Damn son that burrito was delicious
guy2: wasn't it? it had a special ingredient ;)))
guy1: like what! home made beans?
guy2: more like home made beansauce bro.
guy1: dude what the fuck thats disgusting.
guy2: biennnnn ;)
the "Urge To Purge".
Commonly known among bulimics, when they feel the urge or need to purge, puke up, what they have eaten.
Girl 1: Hey how are you doing?
Girl 2: Ugh not so good, after that meal my u to p is so strong :(
Girl 1: Don'tttttttt!
A pair of twins or triplets, that shared the same womb with eachother; causing them to be more than just your average roommates.
Teddy: Bro! My woomate! I'm missing those good ol' times in moms stomach!
Jake: Yeah duude those were tight! We were the best woomates, by farrrr man.
laughing so hard your nose explodes and snot flies out.
X: And then the platypus shat itself
Y: Haha dude you just made my nose explode. So funny.