A fork of Rural Dictionary
A boner that is so hard that it hurts your penis.
Last night I watched so much fart fetish hentai that I got a bolens boat boner and it hurt so bad that I couldn't even fap without making it hurt even more!
White "booty." One of THE best things in life EVAR. Runs real close with aooty (the nice and well-sized "booty" of an Asian girl) and animooty (the nice and well-sized animated "booty" of an Anime Girl,) because we all know White, Asian and Anime girls are the most beautiful girls ever. Mix that in together with the booty endowment of Black or Latino girls and that's such the most awesome thing ever that you'll get a boner!
It's a well-known fact that only beautiful white-skinned young ladies can release gas properly. A girl with such an ass will fart like "pssssssst" like an aerosol can because that's the best way girls can fart.
Whooty, Aooty and Animooty are such lovely things I feel dirty and profane using the term booty to describe them!
When you're playing a video game (especially FPS) and your health is almost depleted or you're even at one bar left before you die, and suddenly you accidentally stumble onto a full health pack, bringing you back from the brink of death to fight once more. Gets its name from the character Scheris Adjani from the anime series s-CRY-ed, whose special ability is being able to bring someone who is mortally injured back to life, though at the cost of her own.
Guy playing Halo: Whoa! I've just been Scherised by that full health pack! I thought those damn Flood would kill me for sure! It's time to kick ass and take names, now that I've recovered! Thank goodness for accidental Scherising!
A kind of girl fart which is how female angels fart. It is just a short, quick muffled hiss of gas that sounds just like a puff from a perfume bottle just like *pfft*
Guy (meets beautiful female angel): Wow, you're sexy!
Angel girl (lets out angel fart): *pfft* Excuse me *blushes*
Guy: Peww!
Once a Mac OS game released in 1995. Now it means a penis.
My pants fell down and it showed Mighty Mike and his Two Fists.
What 99.9% of all Urban Dictionary definitions are (unlike the .91% that are actually funny, clever and/or descriptive.)
Angry person: You can't search a single word or phrase on this site without it turning up some fucking nasty, utterly disgusting, degrading and retarded sexual move that no one in their right mind would ever do, usually involving fecal matter and probably completely made up by either 14-year-old boys or misogynistic college men drunk on Bacardi 151!
Sane person: Wow dude, that's fuckin' trashy!
The gayer cousin of professional wrestling. Unlike professional wrestlers, professional wrasslers must wear strange-looking headgear which resembles a pair of underwear, and dress in form-fitting tights. The object of wrassling is to feel up your male opponent as much as possible, then you win when the referee calls you out on sexual harassment. It is a well-known fact in the industry that if you wrassle against a little kid, it makes you a pedophile, so don't do that.
I thought we'd be signing up for wrestling in gym class, not wrassling!