Country Dictionary

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Publix

A cult that uses a grocery store as a front for their evil deeds. This place is the literal definition of Hell. If a customer complains about you the managers will never listen to your side of the story and will walk all over you just to make the life of a single customer that much better. Seriously don't ever work here. It might be the last thing you ever do.

Cashier: Ma'am, I do apologize but this 10 cent off coupon expired five years ago. Customer whose name is probably Karen: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER THIS INSTANT! The store manager walks over and listens to the customer screaming at the top of her lungs all over a coupon. He then forces the cashier to accept the coupon and sends him home for the rest of the day without pay. This actually happened. Publix is the worst.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx January 13, 2021

Rochelle

Along with Coach, the most useless character in Left 4 Dead 2.

Rochelle wearing a Depeche Mode shirt I'll bet the bitch has never even heard one of their songs. At the end of the campaign, Nick and Ellis have made it safely on the chopper while Coach got devoured by a smoker and Rochelle was raped by a hunter.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx November 30, 2019

Chris Jericho

The most badass pro wrestler in AEW and don't you forget it! The current AEW champion, he'll kick your ass sideways and send you straight into retirement.

Cody Rhodes wishes he was as awesome as Chris Jericho

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 24, 2019

sydney sweeney

a fine piece of ass I wouldn't mind tapping over and over.

I walked into my bedroom last night and saw sydney sweeney in my bed taking her clothes off. Before I knew it we were going to town.

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx November 08, 2022

Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!

One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way. Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by? Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world! Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 04, 2019

Vacuum

What Stewie really said to Brian in that episode of Family Guy. Brian thinks he said fuck you so he goes and tells on him.

Stewie: Fine! Well you have extra sensitive hearing so hear this! *mouths vacuum* Brian: I'm telling. Stewie: I said vacuum!

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx April 08, 2020