Country Dictionary

stunmum

Word used to describe number of photographs in which "MUM" appears shocked, surprised, ugly or all of the above.

"That's another stunmum photo!"

Snel

A psudeo-punking little pop darling who has expanded the minds - and anal rings - of his many male followers. A dirty rock god AND love god to the max. Also, gets his balls waxed on oxford street.

"why be snel?"
"snel violated me"
also, variation
"snelatle herpes" - refer 'samidia'

birdaffe

adjective describing parrots when they have stretched their neck long due to curiosity or fear.

The cockatoo went birdaffe. See the cockatoo go birdaffe. Go birdaffe cockatoo, go birdaffe!

dispunctional

The opposite of "punctual" when "MUM" (see "Stunmum") is drunk.

Megan: "What's the opposite of punctual??"
MUM: "Dispunctional"

yamum

the REAL spelling of the words YOUR MOTHER!

Steven: "Your mum's your uncle!!"

Glean: "YAMUM!"