A fork of Rural Dictionary
A psudeo-punking little pop darling who has expanded the minds - and anal rings - of his many male followers. A dirty rock god AND love god to the max. Also, gets his balls waxed on oxford street.
"why be snel?"
"snel violated me"
also, variation
"snelatle herpes" - refer 'samidia'
Snel
Derogitive term for a rashes on the anus. The rashes are caused by the rubbing of shit against the skin and require specialist help.
They aren't uncurable, but many people live with them for their entire lives, as they are too embarrassed to seek professional help.
'Oi! You, Snelly (name for people with a Snel)'
'Hey! I don't have a Snel'
sharp nose exhale laugh, the kind of laugh you actually do when someone sends you a funny text or meme.
friend: *sends actual funny meme*
me: snel