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Suffix (Specifically pronounced "If-eye") which can be added most common dictionary words. Addition of "ify" to a word changes existing form into a verb. For example, "Hey, xyz, I am going to head off to go to bed" would be shortened to "Hey xyz, I'm going to sleepify." In cases where adding "-ify" to a word creates a conflicts with an existing dictionary word, such as "Testify" (to take a test), the meaning is simply that which is implied during the course of discussion. However, if it is so wished, the speaker can replace "-ify" with "-inate" (and vice versa) with little change in meaning.

"Finals are coming soon. It's time to Workify"
"Hey, xyz, class is in 10 minutes. You should probably wakify."
"Hey, abc, want to foodify?"
"xyz, volumify the TV!"
"Phonify me later, k?"

I feel you.

Guy 1: Had to work double shift yesterday cause the other guy decide to not show up!
Guy 2: ify man...

Irritable fucking idiot syndrome

I have ifis cause working with fucking idiots

wifi with a silent w

"wireless ifi"

Not sure of something

I might move, but I'm feeling ify about it.

A suffix that can be put into any word to add empasis (crappified, balloonified)

-ified examples
He looks crappified.
Those breasts are balloonified.

I Fucked You

Today, I placed viagra commercials behind people's backs. No one caught me. Everyone who had the commercial stuck behind their back got detention. IFY