Country Dictionary

Irritable fucking idiot syndrome

I have ifis cause working with fucking idiots

I feel you.

Guy 1: Had to work double shift yesterday cause the other guy decide to not show up!
Guy 2: ify man...

wifi with a silent w

"wireless ifi"

Not sure of something

I might move, but I'm feeling ify about it.

A suffix that can be put into any word to add empasis (crappified, balloonified)

-ified examples
He looks crappified.
Those breasts are balloonified.

I Fucked You

Today, I placed viagra commercials behind people's backs. No one caught me. Everyone who had the commercial stuck behind their back got detention. IFY

A phrase commonly used by young individuals. It is often misunderstood as being an acronym for, I Feel You. It actual means, I'm Fucking Yodeling.

"What are you doing right now bro?"

"IFY"
"What?!"
"IFY! I'm fucking yodeling!"