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Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.

fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.

A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.

‘This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’. ‘Where is the Carpenter?’ ‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’. ‘How is the divorce going?’ ‘The lawyer Starched me.’

To be or get really high, usually accociated with pot.

Tonight, I'm gonna get starched or Man, I am soooo starched right now.

Nicely turned out, presentable, made the effort to look nice... Devised by famous television writer Rox Harvey

as in 'wow - you look starch!'

To dispatch your opponent in dominant fashion.

"Did you see that fight last weekend? That guy got straight up starched.

(verb) knock out such that the victim's muscles become tense and the body appears to stiffen.

Dan Henderson starched Michael Bisping at UFC 100.

weed that you smoke in a bong, bucket or pipe

Wheres the starch man?