A fork of Rural Dictionary
To dispatch your opponent in dominant fashion.
"Did you see that fight last weekend? That guy got straight up starched.
Verb The act of a person, animal or thing putting semen on a man's beard.
"Phil, tonight I can't wait to share a bottle of wine with you over a romantic chicken dinner then come home and starch that beard so bad you won't be able to get a comb through it for weeks."
Getting knocked out cold so hard and fast, the victims body goes semi rigid before falling flat on their face.
fool picked a fight with that little kungfu master and got kicked so hard he was starched.
A term used to describe someone who is getting a stiff deal. Generally this is in a work situation where the individual is being royally fucked for all to see.
‘This is fucked. Everyone else is sitting on their arses while I’m out here getting Starched’. ‘Where is the Carpenter?’ ‘Bro, he is on the floor getting Starched’. ‘How is the divorce going?’ ‘The lawyer Starched me.’