Country Dictionary

1. the act of applying coconut body shop lotion to your legs
(and telling people)

Chels: I just coconuted my legs
Phil: coconuted is not a word
Nat: yes it is. cus i just coconuted my legs too.
Chels: now we have silky smooth coconuted legs.

Racial term used in Australia and New Zealand to describe someone from the Pacific Islands (mainly Tonga and Samoa). Can sometimes be synonymous with Fob.

Sione is a coconut

n. a person who is tan on the outside (mexican, indian, philipino) and white on the inside

Jenny is a coconut

a sex movement when the girl is riding the dick and she spells out coconut with her hips.

“Babe do the coconut uno that makes me buss fass” 🤩

Devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.

"You've got two empty 'alves of coconut, and you're banging them together!"

When you have sex with a coconut and ejaculate into it.

I walked into my friends room only to catch him coconutting.

A less harsh of a way to call someone an idiot.

Teacher: People are starving in countries out in Africa and Southeast Asia. *Points to student. So, Kevin, what can we do to help these starving people?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe we can teach them how to cook?
Teacher: No, coconut! How can we teach these people how to cook if they don't have food in the first place?!