A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being sexually aroused by someone in a band uniform.
Whoa! That cute clarinet player standing on the 40 yard line gives me a tromboner!
When your tossing a guys salad and you reach around and jerk him off like your playing a trombone.
"Hey bitch give my a tromboner."
When an instrumentalist’s (generally those who play brass instruments) penis grows so large and erect, it gives the illusion of a trombone.
James used his massive tromboner to mine the hard to reach places in Suzan’s gaping hole. Amongst the moaning, you could hear a soft, but noticeable “BUM BUM BUM!” signifying the presence of a tromboner.
an act of sexuality when your partner presents the opening of a trombone/trumpet/saxaphone to your genitals and plays wildly.
ex. 1) Dude, your mom gave me such a tromboner ex. 2) Hey, play your cards right and you might get a tromboner tonight. ex. 3) Julie gave me a tromboner yesterday. it was meant to be.