A fork of Rural Dictionary
The name used for all the supporters and fans of The Melbourne Victory. A team that competes in the A League National Soccer competition held in Australia. Although this competition has fans Australia wide the ones from Melbourne always seem to be that one step behind. Their stupidity is only exceeded by their lack of vocalisation skills
His opinion doesnt matter he's just a Tard.
The act of cruising around town parking in handicap spots with one's tard card, for the sole purpose of irritating those who must park blocks away.
Ex: Dude, let's go tardin' downtown this weekend and piss off all the tourists.
Ex: 89 year-old male seeking 70+ young thing with tard card for weekend tarding in front of night clubs on south beach.
Short for retard, only not meaning mentally retarded. More in the meaning of idiot, dumb, and stupid.
Ty: Why are squares square?
Bob: Gosh, Ty! No need to be a tard!
someone who gets so excited about Doctor Who
Alright, don't get a tard-on
A hybrid word using the terms "Tard" and "Hard-on".
Tard = mentally handicapped or just plain stupid.
Hard-on = excessively strict or severe, not an actual erection.
When the words are combined, you get: a person who thinks they are in charge and are excessively strict and/or severe, however that person is or is border-line mentally handicapped and every ignores him.
John: Oh boy, Here comes Ted.
Ted: No talking during break time! My shoes hurt!
John: Ted, you're such a Tard-on!