Country Dictionary

To tickle the kipper.

Slang: 'I just tickled my kipper' Real Meaning: 'I just had a wank'

Masturbating, often applied to men.

I usually wank every night, it helps me to feel asleep.

A computer worm which stands for: Worms Against Nuclear Killers The worm has attacked DEC VMS computers in 1989 over the DECnet

Your System Has Officially Been WANKed You talk of times of peace for all, and then prepare for war.

Really bad, just generally rubbish

e.g 'fuck me, that journey was WANK'

Refering to being completely drunk. It combines the terms wasted and tanked.

Yo check out that kid having sex with the dog...he is totally wanked

1.Can be used as offensive word, and also used as "Jerk" 2. Sexual activity

"Oi, wanker!" "Go jerk off, wanker!" "Fuck off wank stain." "Fuck off wanker!" "Stop being a wanker."

The past tense word for masturbation.

I just wanked to your picture.