A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ridiculously low commission voucher on a pre-owned car sale.
Hey bud, did you sell that M5?" "Yep, but I got a Chandler on it, so you didn't miss out on anything good.
A wannabe version of a variable number of different 'Cultures' put together, such as 'Emo', 'Chav' 'Gangster', And even 'Copycat'.
Person A: What do you call a wannabe chav, mixed with a wannabe emo, mixed with a wannabe metalhead?
Person B: Oh Oh! I know! It's a Chandler!
verb
to ding dong ditch someone and leave candy or other such items on their doorstep during the month of april.
to tp someones house after hooking up with them
well, because it wasnt booing, or hohohing, and it was the month of april, we chandlered their house
chandlering their house just seems like a good idea right now
Chandler one of the coolest guys ever, heart been broken so he turned to a fuckboy
always horny, any chandler has a small dick period yaaas b you heared me. But hes good with the tongue
She:Is that chandler....hes hawwt
Bestie: yea he is heard he has a small dick tho, girl
One of the most attractive people in the room are named chandler. The most common downside to people named chandler is that they play golf and are very lanky. Usually born in the month of august.
“Chandler was so dreamy today.” “I know right”
Pretty much the coolest, most amazing practice you will ever come across.
Teachings of the Great Chandler, who resides in Southern California, usually leave you in amazement, and make you question your sanity.
Knows the secret to life, as-well.
Chandler likes to drink Vodka and OJ, take LSD, and party it up!
You wish I would write some Chandlerism, but it's not as powerful or inspiring if I just quote Chandler.
You'd have to hear it in person.
"Fuck it. Quote me, dammit!" : )