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A biology term meaning fixed action pattern.

Geese display many faps such as rolling an egg back to its nest and migration.

To fucking work that Vas Deferens!

Andrew fapped to his hearts desire while watching gay porn.

Acronym for "fat ass puss." Commonly used in the bodybuilding world referring to a fat guy that thinks he is muscular and developed.

That guy over there is a FAP.

Dumbass internet lingo form of "masturbate".

Internet nerd 1: I ARE TEH FAPPIN TO SOME UNDERAEGE TITTIES!!!
Internet nerd 2: LULZ ME 2!!! FAP FAP FAP <3 HANNAH MONTANA!!!
Person 3: Go outside and get some sunshine, I promise it might make you two less annoying.

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.

I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!

To "fiercely slap" someone who has wronged you or is just being annoying

This better not be a prank bro, I swear I will fap you in the face so hard!

Male masterbation to porn

*fap *fap*fap Wife walks in " WTF!!!!!!!"