A fork of Rural Dictionary
The President of the State University of New York at Binghamton, which she insists on calling "Binghamton University" for some odd and probably pretentious reason. She spent millions of dollars building a pointless gaudy stadium while freshmen were suffering from overcrowded conditions in the dorms.
Lois DeFlowered is a French hag and should be deported back to that hygiene-deprived country.
The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.
I rubbed one out to Lois Griffin.
When someone is "A Lois Griffin" that means they're a hot and sexy milf who loves groceries
Oh my god did you see Rebecca today? She's such a Lois Griffin.
A love interest, usually female, who ignores flirting and thoughtful actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably never have her.
Tom: Who are those flowers for, Harry?
Dick: Dude! Are those for Tracy again?
Harry: I think I've got her close to a date!
Tom: No way! She's obsessed with her boss.
Dick: Yeah. She's such a Lois Lane.
Harry: :(
Acronym: Laugh Out Insanely
When something is so funny that you can't help but laugh like a maniac
Kevin: Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic
Josh: LOI
Teacher: SEE ME AFTER CLASS
Class: LOI