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stoner skill

A secret skill not discovered until one becomes consistently high and finds evidence of it later

“I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”

by AngusStarbies January 18, 2021

Cole Stoner

A high school boy who is in love with anumne tiddies typically short with blonde hair and harass People named ross.

he is such a cole stoner

by datphata$$boi January 15, 2019

Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

joey stoner

One of those neandretholic, tiny penis, scrotum licking, weed smoking, vape god plebs that can catch me outside.

Oh did you hear about that kid that ate gum off the ceiling?

ugh yea hes a total joey stoner

by MaxDude8902 June 07, 2017

Ravenous Stoner

One that loves to get baked and eat sweet shit!

He's a fuckin ravenous stoner man!

by Seanboi93 January 23, 2016