Country Dictionary

Math is the abbreviation for:

Mental
Abuse
Towards
Humans

Person 1: We have math for next lesson.
Person 2: OMG NOOOOO MY BRAIN IS GONNA GET RAPED

cell phone number

hey bra ill hit you up tomorrow let me get that math!

abuse to humans, tortures them by trying to teach the useless info that nobody cares about that we could just use a calculator for anyway. taught by the the devil gods themselves, you may have heard them calling themselves teachers.

DETENTION FOR LIFE!
3 years later

can i leave?
NO MORE LINES, YOU FAILED MATHS SO THIS IS YOUR PUNISHME
NT

Mental

Abuse
To
Humans

Why are we doing Math? Is this some sort of punishment?

Math is the process of adding and subtracting things to obtain useful information. For example, if you have 41 girlfriends with two moms, you can't have a total of 68 moms

Person: Katie is very good at Math

Mental Abuse To Humans

I hate Math

Very useless skill

When i do math my brain cells dies