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A dirty, disgusting slag with a thrushy minge.
I bummed Esme last night and I got bubonic plague up my backend!
Esme is a extremely nice girl, who on the whole she is smart but has her stupid moments too. You don't want to get on her wrong side or you might not hear the end of it. Don't correct her if she says something wrong that could cause an issue. She will keep you distant but if you get close don't let her go.
Is esme going to come out today
Esme is the most loving and caring person you will ever meet! She always gives her heart out and wears it on her shoulders. She can be sensitive sometimes but because she loves to easily. Her laugh is the greatest thing you will ever hear! She is like a sunflower she stands strong no matter what she’s been thru. Esme will be the best friend you will ever have! She will be your sun on dark days and you blanket on cold nights.
Who was that girl you were talking to? Oh that’s Esme my bestie!
Normally a ginger girl that nobody really likes. She thinks she's hard but no, she is a total twat
"Is she named Esme" "Ye why" "Just guessed you can tell it by her ugly face and her bad breath"
Esmes are really emo. They’re annoying and spam u with texts. Don’t be friends with them unless u want to be emonised and spammed. If u like esme then ur really unlucky cus she most probably won’t even confess to you.
A: Im friends with esme B: oh shit u ok? A: not really she just made me emo B: fuck A: yeah and she also spammed me with paragraphs B: well do u like her?? A: yes B: then don’t wait for her to like u back..