A fork of Rural Dictionary
A drastic increase in muscle growth that occurs when someone first starts working out
Bro 1: Yo dude I just started workout out about a month ago and look at these virgin gains I got *flexes muscles*
Bro 2: Yooo bro thats wicked
The best hour into which gains are achieved. 4-5am EST
Josh the best time for gains is 4-5am. Gains hour.
When someone prevents you from going to the gym to make some glorious gains.
Bro #1: Bro, did you get your work in lastnight?
Bro #2 : Bro, I was headed out the door to the gym when my wife gain raped me with a honey do list.
The vegetable counterpart of Tide pods.
Person 1: Eat Tide PODS!
Person 2: nvm I will have gain flings
Person 1: That's a vegetable
Person 2: ok but i dont care.
Someone who always takes your food or asks for some when your trying to make gains.
Henok: Yo, gimmie some!
Alex: Bro get your hands off my nuts you gains stealer!
An adaption from finders keepers. Too aquire something at no cost to you or others because it has no owner.
I found that money fair and square, its free gain.